Clinton Throws Flash Grenade To Divert Attention From Question Abou…

Clinton Throws Flash Grenade To Divert Attention From Question About Senate Voting Record

After cowering with their hands over their ringing ears for approximately 70 seconds, rattled audience members, the debate’s moderators, and fellow candidate Bernie Sanders were said to have regained their vision and hearing just in time to make out the final sentence of Clinton’s response: “And that’s why I’ve always stood on the side of the middle class and working families.” At press time, a misty white gas was seen pouring from the base of Clinton’s podium toward the moderators’ desk as Ramos cited Clinton’s changing positions on gay marriage, the Keystone XL pipeline, and the Trans-Pacific Partnership.

http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-throws-flash-grenade-divert-attention-ques-52499

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